Remember snow white the snow white and the seven dwarfs? Snow white new version is now out of the market this snow white has come with new ideas, but this is not a snow white porn this is totally wholesome kind. Once upon a time a super ugly queen while sewing, sat at her castle’s window which has a black ebony wood frame. As she sewed she thought of the baby inside her womb. She was filled with fear to have a baby as ugly as her. She didn’t want to bear one ugly duckling. She felt a sense of panic in her body and pricked her finger with a needle. She noticed then that blood on the snow and the black ebony wood frame with snowflakes looked so beautiful. Then she thought “If only I would have daughter who would have a skin so white as the snow, lips that are as red as blood, and hair that is as black as this shiny ebony wood”. So because it is a fairytale there is no need to go to Belo group of companies, as the wind blows the wish of the queen was granted but she was soon died after the childbirth and the king marry again to another lady.

When Snow white was born, true to what was the queen desired her daughter became the most beautiful woman in all the land. But Snow White acquire not so nice attitude. She possessed the most desirable feature physically but her source of pride was so high. She always talked in a self-admiring way. Every morning of her life she stood in front of a mirror and asked:

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who in this land is fairest of all?

And the mirror always said:

You’re my queen, I have no choice. You are fairest of all.

For seven years snow White didn’t forget this task to ask her mirror. The mirror gets tired and even though Snow White is the most beautiful; when someone in their castle looked up to him he just repeated the words “You are fairest of all”. So Snow White learned this thing. She got mad and threw away her mirror out of the window.

One day a knight saw the mirror and returned this to the queen.  The queen kept this and like Snow White she also asked the mirror who in this land is fairest of all. The mirror response back, “You, my queen, are fairest of all. You’re a thousand times fairer than Snow White.” The mirror obviously wanted revenge.  He would not tell what the queen want to hear from him if she didn’t follow the tasks he demanded. Because of the obsession of the queen to become the most fairest of all, she became the accomplice.

The first task was to take Snow White into the remote place in the forest, stab her and bring the lungs and liver back to him. The queen told those things to the huntsman and the huntsman failed to kill Snow White because he pitied on her so the huntsman just killed a young boar running by and cut out its lungs and liver. As the sun sets, snow white saw a house that belongs to a seven dwarfs, without permission she entered the house, ate, drank, and slept there.

Eventually the seven dwarfs returned home from the work. They lit their seven little candles, and saw that someone had been in their house. The first one said, “Who has been sitting in my chair?” The second one, “Who has been eating from my plate?” The third one, “Who has been eating my bread?” The fourth one, “Who has been eating my vegetables?” The fifth one, “Who has been sticking with my fork?” The sixth one, “Who has been cutting with my knife?” The seventh one, “Who has been drinking from my mug?” Then the first one said, “Who stepped on my bed?” The second one, “And someone has been lying in my bed.” And so forth until the seventh one. And then they finally saw Snow White, the seven dwarfs smiled devilishly and utter “she was so damn beautiful.” The dwarfs liked her very much and they didn’t wake her up and let her sleep. The seventh dwarf sleep together with Snow White—yucky!

When Snow White woke up she was startled and shouts to see who was next beside her. The dwarf woke up and asked her to calm down and explained to her that since she stepped inside the house without permission there’s a punishment that waits to her. She will become now the maid of the seven dwarfs.  They said, “Like Cinderella we want you to cook, sew, make beds, wash, and knit, and keep everything clean and orderly, then you can stay here, and you’ll have everything that you want. We will not let the queen know that you are here. As a consolation you can also try to sleep in different bed each night.”–hahaha.

Snow White was kind of horrified to hear this at first but when she thought it all over again she likened the idea, anyways the seven dwarfs are cute.(to be continued)